The best of the blog titles for The Manhattan Experiment were borrowed. Here are their rightful owners.

Let me take you down, ’cause I’m going to Strawberry Fields
John Lennon

Put your makeup on, fix your hair up pretty, and meet me tonight in Atlantic City
Bruce Springsteen

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free
Emma Lazarus

Work is the curse of the drinking classes
Oscar Wilde

Come on up for the rising
Bruce Springsteen

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them
Ralph Waldo Emerson

May your home always be too small to hold all your friends
An Irish toast

A building has integrity just like a man. And just as seldom
Ayn Rand

The difference between law and in-law is you can justify yourself before law but never before in-laws
Some wisely anonymous son-in-law

You know you’re trailer trash if you think “loaded dishwasher” means your wife is drunk
Some wise redneck

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before
Steven Wright

The first thing that strikes a visitor to New York is a taxi
Fred Allen

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went
Will Rogers

Me upon my pony on my boat
Lyle Lovett

I had no idea this thing was televised. Boy, is my face red
David Letterman

Thank God for the potholes on Memory Lane
Randy Newman