Credits
The best of the blog titles for The Manhattan Experiment were borrowed. Here are their rightful owners.
Let me take you down, ’cause I’m going to Strawberry Fields
John Lennon
Put your makeup on, fix your hair up pretty, and meet me tonight in Atlantic City
Bruce Springsteen
Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free
Emma Lazarus
Work is the curse of the drinking classes
Oscar Wilde
Come on up for the rising
Bruce Springsteen
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them
Ralph Waldo Emerson
May your home always be too small to hold all your friends
An Irish toast
A building has integrity just like a man. And just as seldom
Ayn Rand
The difference between law and in-law is you can justify yourself before law but never before in-laws
Some wisely anonymous son-in-law
You know you’re trailer trash if you think “loaded dishwasher” means your wife is drunk
Some wise redneck
Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before
Steven Wright
The first thing that strikes a visitor to New York is a taxi
Fred Allen
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went
Will Rogers
Me upon my pony on my boat
Lyle Lovett
I had no idea this thing was televised. Boy, is my face red
David Letterman
Thank God for the potholes on Memory Lane
Randy Newman